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	<title>Ken &#38; Ariel</title>
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		<title>Great Moments in Catwoman History</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s good to know that despite the ultra-sophisticated, gritty trappings of Chris Nolan&#8217;s Dark Knight movies, he understands and acknowledges the most important tenet of Batman Law, which is: you can&#8217;t go wrong with Catwoman&#8217;s ass. This is most apparent in this insanely gratuitous and off-the-charts awesome scene in which Anne Hathaway&#8217;s Selina Kyle, AKA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! THIS BOOK TOTALLY GOT ME LAID!&#8221; &#8211; Commander Kang</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ariel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ariel's Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K & A Sexytime Chronicles]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheap Feel Paradise]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s true &#8211; Ken and I finally, FINALLY! finished our book. Cheap Feel Paradise is our red-headed, six-eyed stepchild, with a face only a sex blogger could love &#8211; and took a fucking long time (like over ten years) to finish. What the hell is Cheap Feel Paradise, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s our version [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sadly, by &#8220;Yorkie,&#8221; Miss Ohio Means &#8220;Dog&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[beautiful women]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miss Utah is getting all the press from last night&#8217;s Miss USA pageant for noting that we, as a society, need to &#8220;create education better.&#8221; Definitely a good one. But a rambling, incoherent response from a Miss USA contestant shouldn&#8217;t be surprising, especially when, to the best of my knowledge, they aren&#8217;t hipped to these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tits and Ask: How to Forget the Unforgettable Ex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Need laughable but free sex advice? Hit us up, pilgrim. To Ken and Ariel: What is the best way to get over someone? I&#8217;ve been broken up with my ex for 3 years now and still think about her constantly. Is there any chance I&#8217;ll ever get her out of my head? KEN SAYS: Three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where to Place that Booty Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ariel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Advantages of going to his house: -I can silently judge him according to his decor -He can&#8217;t judge my autographed 1987 Broadway poster of &#8220;Cats!&#8221; (hipster-ironic, of course) -free food/booze (sometimes. OK, free tap water.) -I can make a shit-ton of noise and not worry about the neighbors -Except for his roommate and Google Earth, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In News Surprising No One, Men Mature Slower than Women</title>
		<link>http://kenandariel.com/in-news-surprising-no-one-men-mature-slower-than-women/</link>
		<comments>http://kenandariel.com/in-news-surprising-no-one-men-mature-slower-than-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[You're Doing It Wrong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boston dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[maturity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to a tweet by FOX 25&#8242;s Shannon Mulaire, I was hipped to a recent UK study that determined, astonishingly, that men reach maturity at a later age in life than women. Specifically, according to the survey, &#8220;the average man doesn&#8217;t reach full emotional maturity until age 43, while women mature by age 32. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus Enters the &#8220;All Ass, All the Time&#8221; Stage of Her Career</title>
		<link>http://kenandariel.com/miley-cyrus-enters-the-all-ass-all-the-time-stage-of-her-career/</link>
		<comments>http://kenandariel.com/miley-cyrus-enters-the-all-ass-all-the-time-stage-of-her-career/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Respect The Ass]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As her career continues on its trajectory from &#8220;Disney star&#8221; to &#8220;pop culture oddity&#8221; to the inevitable &#8220;&#8216;Cupcake Wars&#8217; panelist,&#8221; I&#8217;m glad to see that Miley Cyrus has at least adopted a &#8220;booty first&#8221; mantra. Her ass has somehow gripped the public consciousness to the point that her twerking videos go viral and her booty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 Least Sexy Breakfasts in Bed</title>
		<link>http://kenandariel.com/7-least-sexy-breakfasts-in-bed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 13:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ListMania!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, when a lady stays for the night, there&#8217;s nothing classier than making breakfast for her the next morning. If you can pull it off while wearing a top hat and not getting your balls stuck in the toaster oven, even better. But what to serve is nowhere near as important as what not to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tits and Ask: Married + Coworker = Do Not Screw</title>
		<link>http://kenandariel.com/tits-and-ask-married-coworker-do-not-screw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear K&#038;A: I&#8217;ve been fooling around for about a year now with a woman from my office. She&#8217;s married, and a good ten years older than me, and I knew I&#8217;d be just a fling. But now I&#8217;m feeling attached and get jealous whenever I see the photos of her kids on her desk or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Boyfriend, the Killer</title>
		<link>http://kenandariel.com/my-boyfriend-the-killer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nice to see that as picky as woman can be these days, there are still some old-fashioned gals who appreciated the fact that a murder conviction isn&#8217;t necessarily be a deal-breaker. Case in point: Joran van der Sloot, convicted murderer and Suspect Number One in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, is engaged to be [...]]]></description>
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