For Anyone Who Wonders What “Man Town” Smells Like

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Yankee Candles has unleashed a line of scented candles aimed at men. Featuring stuff guys apparently love to smell, like popcorn and bacon and something called “Man Town” which honestly frightens the shit out of me.

No word on when “Sofia Vergara’s Ass,” “old porno mag” and “masturbation-ruined sweatpants” will be available. But I have to assume they’re coming soon.

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