Kinda Indecent Proposal

Say 'cheese', motherfucker.

So I’m taking a stroll, in the relentless Cali sunshine, when this dude approaches.
“You over 18?”
“Excuse me?”
He pulls out his card. “I’m a photographer. Do you model?”
Oh c’mon. He can’t be this fucking lame. “Uh, no thanks.”
“OK, OK.” Good, I thought. He’s backing off.
“Do you wear lingerie?”
Apparently he’s not. “I said, no thanks.”
“Just a couple photographs. Bra, panties…”

I casually reach in my purse for my Mace, scanning the street for cops. None around, of course.
“Not interested.”
“Fifty bucks if you moon me. Please. I’ll give you fifty bucks on the spot.”
“If I what?!? MOON you?!?”
Jesus, this guy’s fucking whacked. I flip off the safety switch on the canister.

Wait a minute. Fifty bucks?!?

Shiiit.

“Here dude, hold my Mace for a sec.”

4 Comments

  1. Stephanie

    March 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    I would have totally done it.

  2. Ariel

    March 26, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    I knew you are my kind of girl! 😉

  3. Nikki B

    March 26, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Yeah… maybe he’s telling his buddies about this chick with an ass so amazing he pretended to be a photographer just to catch a glimpse….

    • Ariel

      March 27, 2012 at 12:43 am

      Dammit Nikki B, I think I lurves you!!!

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