Merry Christmakwanzakah!

As you stand in 3-hour TSA lines just for the privilege of being felt up (or better, your naked image served up for laughs at the annual TSA Holiday Luncheon), fight traffic for the honor of officiating the yearly fight between former Woodstock headliner Aunt Patti and proud Tea Party member Cousin Carl, or ponder suicidal notions at various mall parking lots today, Ken and I want to wish you a very, very Merry Merry Christmakwanzakah! (And we’re very sorry the world didn’t end so you’ll have to pay for that Very Special Diamond Lotion Massage by those Asian girls after all.)

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