Miley Cyrus Eats Thong, Remains Number One in Our Hearts


We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour by faux-blowing a Bill Clinton look-alike, straddling an over-sized hot dog and picking up a fan’s thong that was thrown on stage and putting it in her mouth barely causes a raised eyebrow.

In fact, I was somewhat disappointed to discover that the fan wasn’t still wearing the thong when Miley started chewing on it.

Still, like my grandpa always said, when it comes to female underwear, always check the ass it was nuzzled against before putting it in your mouth.

Gramps knew his shit, Miley. That’s just bad form.

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