Miley Cyrus Enters the “All Ass, All the Time” Stage of Her Career

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As her career continues on its trajectory from “Disney star” to “pop culture oddity” to the inevitable “‘Cupcake Wars’ panelist,” I’m glad to see that Miley Cyrus has at least adopted a “booty first” mantra.

Her ass has somehow gripped the public consciousness to the point that her twerking videos go viral and her booty shorts get more press than most congressional rulings.

Not bad for an ass that, even on its best day, has roughly one-eighth of the wingspan of J-Lo’s.

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