Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Sheena Ryder

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First things first: Sheena Ryder is fucking awesome. With solid good looks, affable personality and a killer bod, she’d be pretty believable playing anything from a gum-cracking, twenty-something girl across the hall on any given sitcom to an ass-smothering dominatrix in your favorite porn flick. Thankfully for us, she does the latter.

Actually, that description sort of defines the two sides of Sheena. One the one hand, she is one of the most strikingly beautiful porn actresses in the biz, and well-known for the realistic intensity she brings to her films. On the other hand, she’s got a personality that somehow combines a wicked sense of humor with slightly off-kilter charm and a mouth that can go on a sailor blue streak at a second’s notice. In short, she’s hot and very, very cool.

And then, of course, there’s that ass. An ass so round, so massive, so insanely awesome that it almost deserves to be counted among the world’s wonders. It’s an ass we had to learn more about. Thankfully, Sheena obliged. And as she continues to come back from a debilitating accident, she’s become the porn star we’re all rooting for.

I should also add that minutes before my scheduled Skype interview with Sheena, she tweeted something about having trouble with her Skype account. At that moment, I feared the worst. But technology prevailed, and the conversation took place, even though she was still battling a cold. During our conversation, topics ranged from ass smothering to facesitting to her new website and why she can’t wear yoga pants in public. Read on, soldiers.

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Hi.
Hi.

Wow that’s good. Technology marches on.
Yeah. I was about to say “fuck this shit” because I couldn’t get your Skype address to come up.

I saw your tweet about our interview and figured, “Well, that’s it.”
That’s why I emailed and gave you my business line. Just easier that way.

Are you feeling okay?
Much better than yesterday. I can breathe through–let’s see [::sound of her breathing through the phone::]– I can breathe through one and a half of my nostrils now. So that’s progress.

I appreciate your time. As someone who enjoys ass more than oxygen or currency, this is an honor.
Ass is a way of life. It’s a lifestyle.

It is. It’s a religion in many ways. Ever since I saw you in “Massive Asses 6″ I’ve been a fan. Don’t think I ever recovered from that one.
Is that the one I did for Elegant Angel? Some of these titles are so effing out there that if you don’t tell me what I was wearing during that scene or who I was fucking, I couldn’t tell you left, right or upside down.

This is just like people who approach the Star Trek actors at conventions. “I loved you in that one with the Gorn!”
Exactly.

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I also saw something you were in called “Phat Ass White Girls” which was amazing but I couldn’t help but wonder while I watched it, “She looks Italian or Greek to me, but from the waist down, she looks Latina.”
Generally, there are no pure breeds in this world anymore. We’re all mutts. I am Puerto Rican and Greek. The Greek you can tell from the fucked-up nose and my facial structure, while the Puerto Rican is my Mufasa-status hair that is just out of control and, of course, my ass.

Also, I just spent the last 24 hours watching a Vine of Hunter Moore pouring liquor over your ass. So thank you for that.
Yes, I did recently conduct a crazy publicity stunt weekend with my friend Hunter Moore. And then I had to deal with all his friends and followers calling my ass “pimply.” I said, “No, I was in a motorcycle accident and almost died. Those are scars.”

Speaking of which, just to get us all up to speed, you were in a horrible accident about a year ago, but now you’re back and we’re going to be seeing more from you?
Actually, I’ve been working under the radar since July building up content for my website. After my accident, I wasn’t sure if I was gonna do a collectors edition of the rest of my work on DVD and then say adios to the industry, or if I’d be able to pull myself together and get over my own insecurities and get back to work. The scars that I’m left with after the accident took a real toll on my self-confidence but, as my videographer said, “Honey, your face isn’t fucked up, your snatch is fine and your ass is still golden. We can keep working.”

He stole that line from Shakespeare!
[Laughs.] It helped. It’s been a long, long road.

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Is it safe to assume that rehab for a porn star is different than it is for the average Jane? Do you have to ask the doctors, “Will I still be able to put my legs behind my head?”
It was mainly getting my ass back. I suffered a lot of weight loss and muscle atrophy while I was in the hospital. I couldn’t walk for almost two and half months. Had to learn to walk all over again. I went to AVN with a walker last year, for God’s sake. I had a cane until April. But the doctor told me I’d never be able to wear high heels again, and in my industry, that’s a must. So that was the first thing I challenged. I needed to get the hyper-flexibility back in my ankle. I have six screws, a plate and a rod in my ankle so getting my range of motion back has been tough. Also, I can’t put direct pressure on my knee so if I go down for a blow job, I have to crouch awkwardly. It’s also hard for my to do the reverse cowgirl. There’s still a lot of physical issues I’m trying to overcome. It’s tough. But day by day.

The ass still looks amazing. You could still smother a guy to death with it.
I just recently got measured. I measured myself at 38 and a half, but the people at this radio show I went to for Evil Angel — and they are all about the ass, too — measured it at 39. I was at 40 before the accident, so I’m almost back up to full capacity.

How would you describe your own ass?
With me, it’s kind of a total package with the legs and the ass. I have thick legs to support my thick ass. I pride myself that my ass is muscle, too. I am all about doing squats and hiking. So the quality of the ass, if you were to take a handful of it, you wouldn’t get just a squish of fatty tissue, there’s definitely a thick gluteus maximus there. At the same time, I can still make it clap and do all that twerking crap. It’s not dimply and cellulite-y. It has a very smooth service and is fucking awesome to touch.

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I’m sure you get asked this a lot because you’re so good looking, but did you model before you got into porn?
I went through my ugly duckling phase in junior high and shit like that. That’s why I joked about my fucked-up nose. I eventually grew into my nose, then straight out of high school I joined the military and served my country for nine and half years. Then I got into the medical field. The reason I got into porn is I was a swinger, and I would go to all these parties and I met people like Marcus London and Porno Dan who were telling me to get into porn back in 2007, which I eventually did in 2010.

Is there a certain article of clothing that best accentuates your ass?
Well, I’ll tell you this: I’m never wearing yoga pants in public again.

Do tell.
One day I didn’t have any make-up on, my hair was in a pony tail, I was wearing a tank-top, yoga pants and flip flops. I went into Target to get an enema to shoot a scene, and everyone in the store was staring at me. Then, when I was bent over looking at the enemas, all of a sudden there was this kid standing behind me and he’s like, “Can we be friends?” And he comes up to me and I’m literally holding the enema in my hand and I said, “Sorry, this isn’t a good time.” So he said, “What’s your Facebook? Will you friend me?” and I proceeded to the check-out and he followed me. And by the time I finished checking out, he was gone, so I figured he got the hint. But when I got outside the store he was waiting for me. So I started sprinting to my car and he was like, “Wait! Don’t run! I need your numbers!” He almost made it to my car before I was able to get in and throw it in reverse.

That can’t be the first time a dude followed your ass around aimlessly.
My biggest pet peeve are the people who take a picture of just my ass. Can you at least take a picture of all of me and then you can crop out the ass later on?

See? It has an effect on people.
It seems to make people crazy. Once I wore a cop outfit to a Halloween party and my ass looked phenomenal. It was the rave of the party. And these girls came up to me and wanted to take a picture with it. Then they asked if they could touch it. I’m sure at some point someone asked me to sit on their face while I was wearing it.

Why aren’t I invited to parties like that?
There was another time in Vegas when I wore thong panties and a bra to the pool instead of an actual bikini and I ended up having a bunch of Asian tourist girls come up and crowd around my ass and ask if they could take a picture with it and if they could touch it. It was like a fucking attraction at the pool.

You could sell Fast Pass tickets to that!
Hey, it got me recognized. I got a free cabana because of it.

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Who in your opinion makes a better facesitting victim, man or woman?
I’d say a guy because they actually enjoy it. Far too many women are “gay for pay” in our industry. I can tell when a woman’s really into it when we’re doing a scene and there are a lot of people I’ve chewed out — no pun intended — when we were doing a scene because their chemistry wasn’t there. You can tell when someone’s just going through the motions, and I don’t like that. I’ve had to confront some actors on their work ethic. There were two people in particular who, when we were doing an ass worship scene, did not bury their face in there. They just kind of placed their face upon it. That’s not how you’re supposed to do it. You’re supposed to get in there, deep.

That may be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
On the other hand, there are some actors who are really eager. Chris Strokes is just obsessed with ass and I don’t even get a chance to get naked before he’s digging his tongue into my asshole.

Oddly, in most of the best facesitting films, the women have their pants on.
Post-accident, I wear stockings and knee-high boots for ass worship films, so the guys can just tear the stockings open for the scene. It’s just easier than me having to take them off.

Would facesitting or smothering rank among the weirdest fetishes you’ve ever encountered where your ass is concerned?
When I first got into the industry, there was a lot of stuff I did without truly understanding it. I literally had to ask my ex what some of these terms where, like “cuckold.” But I don’t think anything’s weird anymore. I’m trying to get into more tranny and strap-on play. So long as it doesn’t hurt me or involve children, animals, feces or the potential for dying, I’m down.

In that case, when my time is up on this Earth, can you can just facesit me into unconsciousness? That’s how I want to go.
Funny you should say that. I was on Glenn King’s show recently and I sat on his face and after a while he wasn’t moving, so I had to check on him. I didn’t know if he was just reveling in the moment or if I had plugged his nose successfully.

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Thong or boyshorts?
It’s gotta be thong because my ass eats fabric. When I wear boyshorts I’m constantly picking them out of my ass, for lack of better terms.

Jeans or spandex?
I don’t own any spandex. That smooshes the ass too much. Takes away the bubble. You want to go with yoga pants that are mainly cotton but with a little bit of lycra.

Right before I called you, I was watching a video clip in which you were, to put it mildly, taking it in the ass like a champ. And the things you were saying to this guy while he was nailing you was some of the most awesome and fucking insane stuff ever.
What can I say? I love sex. Sometimes little slut mouth comes out.

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1 Comment

  1. Allan_99

    December 16, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Great interview. Better ass. She seems very cool.

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