Screw You, American Television

I sometimes worry I’m not watching enough of the Spanish Channel, where babes in tight pants and big hair are the order of the day. Seeing this clip seals the deal. What, exactly is going on here, and how in the hell do I sign up for it? And at the 2:25 mark? It’s like someone read the contents of my mind and turned it into a daytime talk show.

So, to recap: While American TV gives us Oprah and Ellen talkin’ books and shit, folks in Latin America are getting a full day’s supply of vitamin ass.

Personally, I know which philosophy I’d rather see my tax dollars supporting.

So long, America. It’s been cool.


  1. Suzyn

    April 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Honestly, though, would you want to see Oprah doing this to some poor dude?

  2. Ariel

    April 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    haha – I think this happened on Jerry Springer all the time – but obv. just the guests, not the talk show host!

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