Sober Sex: Apparently Overrated

drunk sex beats sober sex

As a guy who loves both drinking and fucking, I’m only happy to combine the two whenever such opportunities present themselves. Which is rare. But still.

Anyway, apparently I’m not alone, because a recent poll of UK couples showed that one-tenth have not had sober sex in half a year.

When asked why, 66% of respondents said “they’re never in the mood while sober.”

You could look at that as a sad commentary on how we, as human beings, become complacent in our relationships and need to be literally out of our heads to want to engage in intercourse. I, on the other hand, see it as a sign that whiskey dick could be a more widespread epidemic than I originally thought.

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No. No it isn’t.

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