Hey y’all, I had the honor of being a guest blogger for the lovely and equally lascivious (if not more so) sex and dating blogger @ssdated at her website here. Please enjoy reliving the tale of my horrific first one-night stand with a bunch of Roslindale townies and that early 90’s contraption of torture, the body suit.
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...