Sometimes Two Hot Women Kissing is Just Two Hot Women Kissing

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So a couple of Russian athletes won the women’s 4×400 relay held last weekend in Russia. While going to the podium to collect the award, they kissed, prompting a flurry of speculation from virtually every media outlet in the universe.

Were they lovers? Was the kiss a bold defiance of Russia’s anti-gay laws? Was one of them a lesbian seductress leading the other into a web of torrid but unmistakably awesome mouth-on-boob action? Is there a chance that if they win another event, their celebratory antics could escalate to a full-on 69?

Turns out, crazy as it sounds, the two are just friendly, heterosexual teammates who insist that the kiss was nothing more than a sign that they were really, really excited about winning.

That’s all well and good. If I was a Russian athlete, I wouldn’t want to piss off the Kremlin, either. But here’s the thing: regardless of what it meant or didn’t mean, I think that these actions set a new precedent for protesters worldwide.

No violence, no name calling, no hate. Just a couple hot women kissing. Surely there is no better way to stick it to the man. Especially if there are cameras around.

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