All posts tagged "advice"

  • Erection Day

    A couple weeks back, while waiting around at the only dentist’s office in town that doesn’t require pants, I read an interesting article in some...

  • The Casual Friday Survival Guide

    Today is Friday, which is casual day at my place of employ. This means that, even as I type these words, pretty much every woman...

  • Tits ‘n’ Ask: When Boobs Go Viral

    Dear Ken & Ariel: At what point in the online relationship is it okay to send racy pictures? KEN SAYS: I think you’ve already answered...

  • Thanks for Sharing, Ex-Girlfriend!

    Look, when I’m in a relationship, I’m all for sharing and opening up and letting my thoughts and emotions run free like a pack of...

  • Just Friends

    Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...

  • Let’s Face It, We’re Fucked.

    As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...

  • Tits and Ask: Directions to Downtown

    DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: My man is what you’d call a blowjob fiend. He has no qualms about receiving oral sex, but when it comes...

  • So I Ran Into My Ex…

    …with his new chick. The only possibly worse scenario I can think of is having my armpit hair removed with fire ants. It caught me...

  • One-Night Stan Redux

    So I ran into this guy over the weekend – as you may recall, I had made the fatal error of spending the night and...

  • Tits and Ask: Your Thong or His Wallpaper?

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Last semester I met this guy at a party and, because he seemed charming and we were both a bit intoxicated,...