With all the ass-centric video getting churned out by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Nikki Minaj and Meghan Trainor, you could bet it would only...
One night, a couple months back, I was hit with a sudden bout of booze- and hard-on-induced insomnia. Unable to get back to sleep, and...
Ladies and germs, my name’s Ken. And I’m an ass man. And part of being an ass man — some may say the most important...
When you think of exporters of insanely round asses, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Bronx are likely among the first places that come...
I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office...
Ever since the advent of the action cam, there have been all sorts of fantastic perspectives available to the armchair adventurer. If I ever want...
My boyfriend has what I’d call a smell fetish. He’s always asking to smell my feet and if we’re 69ing, I can hear him smelling...
It should come as no coincidence that just a week after I deliver my second official oration on the glory of Beth Behrs’ ass, and...
Look, I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Beth Behrs’ ass is a miracle of science. Making no sense as it projects...
With all the attention paid to Miley Cyrus’ ass during last week’s VMAs, Lady Gaga’s incredibly respectable derriere was left pulling for second place. But...