Tag Archive for "ass"

Jennifer Lopez Throws Down the Ass Gauntlet
By Ken on September 20, 2014
With all the ass-centric video getting churned out by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Nikki Minaj and Meghan Trainor, you could bet it would only...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Kinky Gaga
By Ken on July 21, 2014
One night, a couple months back, I was hit with a sudden bout of booze- and hard-on-induced insomnia. Unable to get back to sleep, and...
Respect the Ass: An Interview With Richelle Ryan
By Ken on May 14, 2014
Ladies and germs, my name’s Ken. And I’m an ass man. And part of being an ass man — some may say the most important...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Cindy Starfall
By Ken on March 17, 2014
When you think of exporters of insanely round asses, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Bronx are likely among the first places that come...
Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants
By Ken on January 22, 2014
I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office...
Action Cam + Yoga Pants + Motorcycle = Magic
By Ken on November 13, 2013
Ever since the advent of the action cam, there have been all sorts of fantastic perspectives available to the armchair adventurer. If I ever want...
Tits and Ask: The Nose Knows
By Ken on October 11, 2013
My boyfriend has what I’d call a smell fetish. He’s always asking to smell my feet and if we’re 69ing, I can hear him smelling...
“Two Broke Girls” Throws Down the Ass Gaunlet
By Ken on October 1, 2013
It should come as no coincidence that just a week after I deliver my second official oration on the glory of Beth Behrs’ ass, and...
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Every Highlight from Last Night’s “Two Broke Girls” In Just Four Photos
By Ken on September 24, 2013
Look, I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Beth Behrs’ ass is a miracle of science. Making no sense as it projects...
The Single Best VMA Reaction to Lady Gaga’s Ass
By Ken on September 3, 2013
With all the attention paid to Miley Cyrus’ ass during last week’s VMAs, Lady Gaga’s incredibly respectable derriere was left pulling for second place. But...