All posts tagged "blog"
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Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever...
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“HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! THIS BOOK TOTALLY GOT ME LAID!” – Commander Kang
Yes, it’s true – Ken and I finally, FINALLY! finished our book. Cheap Feel Paradise is our red-headed, six-eyed stepchild, with a face only a...
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Tits and Ask: Married + Coworker = Do Not Screw
Dear K&A: I’ve been fooling around for about a year now with a woman from my office. She’s married, and a good ten years older...
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Tits and Ask: Is There a “Right Way” to Break Up With Someone?
Need wildly impractical sex advice? Email us, professor. DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Is there a right way and a wrong way to break up with...
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The Four Types of Women I Am Always Going to Want to Sleep With
Women Who Wear Glasses: Maybe I’ve had one too many “taught a lesson by the evil but smoking hot librarian” fantasies in my youth, but...
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Tits ‘n’ Ask: Is “Size” a Deal-breaker?
Dear Ken and Ariel: Is it wrong to dump a guy for being small? I have recently gotten myself into a relationship, which I’m absolutely...
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Ariel Got a Quickie!
The lovely, talented and amazing folks over at Met Another Frog asked me for a quickie – and of course I couldn’t say no! Check...
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How Progress Is Ruining the Handjob for Everyone. Mostly Me.
I’ve long been the handjob’s biggest fan. Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy open mic night as much as any other red-blooded guy. But there’s...
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Tits and Ask: Girls Gone Wildin’
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: In this day and age, it seems that women are far too interested in playing the field and not committing to...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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