All posts tagged "boobs"

  • How to Make Going to the Dentist Even Sexier

    Going to the dentist is a pretty miserable experience. But there’s one thing that always keeps me following through on appointments despite the metal picks...

  • “Hey, You With the Boobs!”

    There’s a girl at my office with the biggest rack ever. I mean, there’s simply no other way to put it. Hindenburg-huge. Preposterously gargantuan. Incapable...

  • Porn Stars Make the Best Spokepersons

    I don’t watch a lot of SNL. In fact, you could count on one finger the number of full shows I’ve sat through over the...

  • Save a Bull, Ride a Cowboy

    So this weekend I went to one of those bars with a mechanical bull. It’s a nice change from those horrific Karaoke bars. In fact,...

  • Writing a Dating Profile to Snag the Man of Your Dreams

    As an aspiring boyfriend and guy who doesn’t leave the house that much, I read a lot of online dating profiles. And while I’m hardly...

  • My Tits

    Our site tends to get a bit ass-centric (this week being no exception) so I thought I’d give a shout-out to the two honeydew melons...