All posts tagged "booty"
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How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”
If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no movie that Mila Kunis — or, more specifically, Mila Kunis’s ass — can’t...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star MaryJean
When I called up-and-coming porn star MaryJean, she was sick with the flu, coughing and sniffling. Still, she was a trooper, more than willing to...
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Tits and Ask: The Nose Knows
My boyfriend has what I’d call a smell fetish. He’s always asking to smell my feet and if we’re 69ing, I can hear him smelling...
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Kate Upton = World’s Hottest Drinking Buddy
I’m over a week late on this one, but it took me that long to digest the total awesomeness of Kate Upton’s recent appearance on...
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“Two Broke Girls” Throws Down the Ass Gaunlet
It should come as no coincidence that just a week after I deliver my second official oration on the glory of Beth Behrs’ ass, and...
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Finally, Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” Video Leads to Something Good
Look, you can bash Miley’s “Wrecking Ball” video all day long, but you can’t deny the positive impact it’s been having on our society. And,...
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Every Highlight from Last Night’s “Two Broke Girls” In Just Four Photos
Look, I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Beth Behrs’ ass is a miracle of science. Making no sense as it projects...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Lexi Love
First, in the interest of full disclosure, while I was dialing Lexi Love’s number to conduct the following interview, all I could think about was...
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Tits and Ask: My Girlfriend Won’t Stop Laughing During Sex
My girlfriend is super fucking ticklish. To the point that whenever we’re in bed, the slightest friction against her will set her off laughing. At...
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The Single Best VMA Reaction to Lady Gaga’s Ass
With all the attention paid to Miley Cyrus’ ass during last week’s VMAs, Lady Gaga’s incredibly respectable derriere was left pulling for second place. But...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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