If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no movie that Mila Kunis — or, more specifically, Mila Kunis’s ass — can’t...
When I called up-and-coming porn star MaryJean, she was sick with the flu, coughing and sniffling. Still, she was a trooper, more than willing to...
My boyfriend has what I’d call a smell fetish. He’s always asking to smell my feet and if we’re 69ing, I can hear him smelling...
I’m over a week late on this one, but it took me that long to digest the total awesomeness of Kate Upton’s recent appearance on...
It should come as no coincidence that just a week after I deliver my second official oration on the glory of Beth Behrs’ ass, and...
Look, you can bash Miley’s “Wrecking Ball” video all day long, but you can’t deny the positive impact it’s been having on our society. And,...
Look, I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Beth Behrs’ ass is a miracle of science. Making no sense as it projects...
First, in the interest of full disclosure, while I was dialing Lexi Love’s number to conduct the following interview, all I could think about was...
My girlfriend is super fucking ticklish. To the point that whenever we’re in bed, the slightest friction against her will set her off laughing. At...
With all the attention paid to Miley Cyrus’ ass during last week’s VMAs, Lady Gaga’s incredibly respectable derriere was left pulling for second place. But...