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Dear Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend is always asking me to spank her. I gotta be honest, it’s not my thing, but I do it...
Anyone with even passing interest in this blog (hi, mom) knows that my appetite for the female derriere is both insatiable and the primary reason...
Word on the street is that Lululemon, the company to which I already owe a debt of gratitude for their “too sheer” yoga pants, is...
Going to the dentist is a pretty miserable experience. But there’s one thing that always keeps me following through on appointments despite the metal picks...
If you ask me, hunting dogs, bloodhounds and seeing eye dogs have been getting a free ride for too long. So I was pretty stoked...
Folks, there’s a reason I love the British newspapers so much. It’s because every time a female celebrity walks down the street in tight pants,...
Once again, we have assembled a team of elite bloggers — also known as the bloggers who responded to my email — to present a...
If you asked me a couple days ago, I’d have told you I’d had enough of Sofia Vergara. It seems I can’t turn on my...
It’s good to know that despite the ultra-sophisticated, gritty trappings of Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight movies, he understands and acknowledges the most important tenet of...