Tag Archive for "booty" - Ken & Ariel

The Sunday Quiz: Test Your Knowledge!
By Ken on July 21, 2013
The photo above is…
Tits and Ask: To Spank or Not to Spank
By Ken on July 19, 2013
Dear Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend is always asking me to spank her. I gotta be honest, it’s not my thing, but I do it...
Respect the Ass: Cheyenne Jewel
By Ken on July 13, 2013
Anyone with even passing interest in this blog (hi, mom) knows that my appetite for the female derriere is both insatiable and the primary reason...
Please, Please, Please: No Yoga Pants for Men
By Ken on July 9, 2013
Word on the street is that Lululemon, the company to which I already owe a debt of gratitude for their “too sheer” yoga pants, is...
How to Make Going to the Dentist Even Sexier
By Ken on June 30, 2013
Going to the dentist is a pretty miserable experience. But there’s one thing that always keeps me following through on appointments despite the metal picks...
Dog Eats Thong, Basically Becomes My Hero
By Ken on June 27, 2013
If you ask me, hunting dogs, bloodhounds and seeing eye dogs have been getting a free ride for too long. So I was pretty stoked...
“Hello, Emily Blunt’s Ass!” or “Why I Love British Newspapers”
By Ken on June 26, 2013
Folks, there’s a reason I love the British newspapers so much. It’s because every time a female celebrity walks down the street in tight pants,...
Bloggers Assemble!: Your Celebrity Sex Fantasy
By Ken on June 25, 2013
Once again, we have assembled a team of elite bloggers — also known as the bloggers who responded to my email — to present a...
Thank You, Sofia Vergara
By Ken on June 19, 2013
If you asked me a couple days ago, I’d have told you I’d had enough of Sofia Vergara. It seems I can’t turn on my...
Great Moments in Catwoman History
By Ken on June 18, 2013
It’s good to know that despite the ultra-sophisticated, gritty trappings of Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight movies, he understands and acknowledges the most important tenet of...