All posts tagged "booty"
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The Sunday Quiz: Test Your Knowledge!
The photo above is…
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Tits and Ask: To Spank or Not to Spank
Dear Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend is always asking me to spank her. I gotta be honest, it’s not my thing, but I do it...
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Respect the Ass: Cheyenne Jewel
Anyone with even passing interest in this blog (hi, mom) knows that my appetite for the female derriere is both insatiable and the primary reason...
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Please, Please, Please: No Yoga Pants for Men
Word on the street is that Lululemon, the company to which I already owe a debt of gratitude for their “too sheer” yoga pants, is...
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How to Make Going to the Dentist Even Sexier
Going to the dentist is a pretty miserable experience. But there’s one thing that always keeps me following through on appointments despite the metal picks...
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Dog Eats Thong, Basically Becomes My Hero
If you ask me, hunting dogs, bloodhounds and seeing eye dogs have been getting a free ride for too long. So I was pretty stoked...
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“Hello, Emily Blunt’s Ass!” or “Why I Love British Newspapers”
Folks, there’s a reason I love the British newspapers so much. It’s because every time a female celebrity walks down the street in tight pants,...
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Bloggers Assemble!: Your Celebrity Sex Fantasy
Once again, we have assembled a team of elite bloggers — also known as the bloggers who responded to my email — to present a...
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Thank You, Sofia Vergara
If you asked me a couple days ago, I’d have told you I’d had enough of Sofia Vergara. It seems I can’t turn on my...
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Great Moments in Catwoman History
It’s good to know that despite the ultra-sophisticated, gritty trappings of Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight movies, he understands and acknowledges the most important tenet of...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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