All posts tagged "dating"

  • Tits and Ask: The Sounds of Silence

    DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: My boyfriend doesn’t make a sound during sex. No grunting, no dirty talk. Nothing. He barely breathes, in fact. It kind...

  • One-Night Stan Redux

    So I ran into this guy over the weekend – as you may recall, I had made the fatal error of spending the night and...

  • Tits and Ask: Your Thong or His Wallpaper?

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Last semester I met this guy at a party and, because he seemed charming and we were both a bit intoxicated,...

  • Three’s Company

    I was having a conversation with Smudgebox yesterday about our threesome bucket lists- we don’t want frat boys who want to DP (look it up, I...

  • When The Best Friend is a Girl

    I’m a pretty reasonable person. Work 9-5, pay my taxes, stop at red lights…but I can also be a psychotic bitch, especially when another woman...

  • Silly Ariel, Raves are for Kids

    There are times when I’m really feeling my age. When I buy a six-pack of Four Loco and the cashier doesn’t even ask for my...

  • For the Love of God, Do Not Fall for the 23 Year-Old Bartender

    It’s 6PM – you go and meet your friends for happy hour because you’re broke, hungry and in need of sickly-sweet $5 well drinks and...

  • Tits and Ask: Resurrecting the Dead Libido

    DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: My boyfriend and I started having sex a couple of months ago. However, no matter what he does, I can’t seem...

  • What to Expect When You’re Trying Not To Be Expecting

    When I don’t have an “official” boyfriend, I don’t go on the Pill. I don’t really need to regulate my cycle, I don’t feel like...

  • The Bodyguard

    This being LA, the land of looney-tunes, I tend to meet, greet and possibly fellate people whose professions are not of the usual doctor, lawyer,...