All posts tagged "dating"

  • From The Mailbag

      “Finally getting up and starting my day, and this was the contents of my purse this morning – Happy Drinko de Mayo!” Happy Drinko...

  • Tits ‘n’ Ask: The No-Fun Threesome

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Why the hell does my boyfriend still reference his ex?! UGH! I mean I know they lived together for 3 years,...

  • Beauty May Be In The Eye of The Beholder…

    …but the beholden better do some tap-dancin’. Here we have two fine male specimens. One is Ryan Gosling, for whom the mere name makes women...

  • Rapper’s Delight

    This weekend had me playing with white rappers from Idaho, on their west coast tour. By “playing”, I mean me hanging out at the bar...

  • Ripped from today’s Missed Connections

    My Hoodsie Queen on the Orange Line You: 5’5”, with the Revere claw and black stirrup pants. Me: 5’2″, Iron Maiden T-shirt, ball-crushing tight jeans....

  • Saturday Night

    I’m bloated ‘cuz I could be getting my period but most likely it’s because of Kettle Chips new “Tias!” collection which are ‘healthy’ tortilla chips...

  • My Vacation at Cabo San Lucas

    One of the most fun sexy-times I ever had was at this kid’s graduation party (college, not high school.) I happened to be back east...

  • An Ode to Joy: Manuel Ferrara

    We all have crushes, don’t we. Puppy love, high-school crushes, girl crushes and bro crushes. And sometimes there is the insatiable love and longing that...

  • Note To Self: After Sex, Get Lost.

    The morning after needs a pill. Not that pill, another pill, one that will prevent you from being anywhere near where you were the night...

  • How Progress Is Ruining the Handjob for Everyone. Mostly Me.

    I’ve long been the handjob’s biggest fan. Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy open mic night as much as any other red-blooded guy. But there’s...