All posts tagged "dating"

  • The Day The Boner Died: Does Online Porn Cause Erectile Dysfunction?

    When I got the angelic iPhone, it became my new boyfriend. I was on it 24/7: downloading apps, surfing Blendr, snuggling with it in bed...

  • Pretty Fly For A Man-Child

    Click here to watch I think of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as part of the man-child posse: Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, Leo DiCaprio, the boys who we...

  • Six Feet Tall and Worth the Climb

    Ladies, one thing you should know: I’m tall. Not freakish, Chewbacca tall, mind you. Just somewhere north of six feet. I’m not gonna lie: there...

  • Refried Sex Life

    Hooking up with an ex usually happens when you’re single (at least, for the sake of keeping things simple, let’s pretend it’s so.) And it’s...

  • Baby Daddy

    I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...

  • My League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    Since I’ve spent a fair amount of time bitching about les douches and one-night stans, it’s about time I forgo rants for raves. There have...

  • Writing a Dating Profile to Snag the Man of Your Dreams

    As an aspiring boyfriend and guy who doesn’t leave the house that much, I read a lot of online dating profiles. And while I’m hardly...

  • My Ass.

    “It’s ass week at Ken & Ariel!” Ken bellowed. Wha? Wait, what day is it…month is it? Do I have to pay rent? Did I...

  • So I Dated a Douche (And I’m The Douche for Dating Him)

    First of all, let me start off by saying I love menz. Lovely, incredible, and amazing dudes out there, I salute you. Unfortunately, that’s not...

  • Back to School

    In high school there was this dude. He was the captain of the soccer team…or was it the lacrosse team? Swim team? Doesn’t matter. He...