All posts tagged "drunk"

  • Sober Sex: Apparently Overrated

    As a guy who loves both drinking and fucking, I’m only happy to combine the two whenever such opportunities present themselves. Which is rare. But...

  • Tits and Ask: Three Drunk Girls, One Sleeping Guy

    Dear Ken & Ariel: I live with my boyfriend, and last weekend, a couple of my girlfriends from back home came up to stay with...

  • Tits ‘n’ Ask: How Not to Make the First Move

    Dear K&A: I’m a college undergrad and I’ve never really been one to put a lot of work into hook ups or anything. Either they...

  • The Four Types of Women I Am Always Going to Want to Sleep With

    Women Who Wear Glasses: Maybe I’ve had one too many “taught a lesson by the evil but smoking hot librarian” fantasies in my youth, but...

  • Elope. Thank You.

    You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...

  • Saturday Night

    I’m bloated ‘cuz I could be getting my period but most likely it’s because of Kettle Chips new “Tias!” collection which are ‘healthy’ tortilla chips...