Last weekend, I helped a friend move. Normally, I don’t do that kind of shit for family, let alone friends, but this friend really needed...
One night, a couple months back, I was hit with a sudden bout of booze- and hard-on-induced insomnia. Unable to get back to sleep, and...
Ladies and germs, my name’s Ken. And I’m an ass man. And part of being an ass man — some may say the most important...
First things first: Layton Benton is awesome. Yes, she has killer good looks and a body to match, making her an in-demand adult actress and...
When you think of exporters of insanely round asses, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Bronx are likely among the first places that come...
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to...
First things first: Sheena Ryder is fucking awesome. With solid good looks, affable personality and a killer bod, she’d be pretty believable playing anything from...
The first time I witnessed the absolute glory that is Mia Isabella’s derriere, it was in a Vine. A Vine that knocked me to the...
Full disclosure: Without porn star and ass model extraordinaire Savannah Fox, or “Big Booty Fox” as she is affectionately known on Twitter, there would be...
When I called up-and-coming porn star MaryJean, she was sick with the flu, coughing and sniffling. Still, she was a trooper, more than willing to...