All posts tagged "featured"
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Attention Ladies: You are Going to Have Sex with Bob Seger
For years, I’ve figured “Every Breath You Take” by The Police to be the most disturbing song ever written. Despite the cool, snaky bass and...
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Tits and Ask: Addicted to One-Night Stands
Got a question? For bad sex advice, ask away. Dear Ken and Ariel: I’m a 29 year-old single female living in Boston and while a...
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Best Use of a Derierre by an Actress in a Leading Role
I finally had the chance to watch “Silver Linings Playbook” during a recent flight and all I can say is that the voting members of...
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“Friendships” of Convenience
I don’t know what the whole “rose in a fisted glove” or “eagle flies with a dove” signifies, but I do know that CSN tune...
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The Sad Realities of Breakfast
What I’d like to be having: What I will most likely be having:
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Tits and Ask: Edible Underwear
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: The other day, I walked out of the bathroom to find my boyfriend actually tonguing a pair of panties that he...
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The Coolidge Effect versus The Obama Effect
Have you heard of the Coolidge Effect? It is, in fact, named after our 30th President, who entered office after Harding kicked the bucket. The...
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And the Horse You Rode In On
I get roughly 400 e-mails a day from sites offering me such stuff as “Naked Kentucky Derby” and “Horny MILF Taking It Out On The...
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Brunch Problems
I can’t be the only guy who feels a twinge of disappointment when he orders a muffaletta and the waitress doesn’t sit on his face.
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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