“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and...
My girlfriend seems to be spending an inordinate amount of time with her vibrator. We’ve been dating for a couple years and the sex is...
Dear K&A: I’ve been fooling around for about a year now with a woman from my office. She’s married, and a good ten years older...
Dear A & K (see what I did there?): My girlfriend recently started hanging out with one of her girlfriends from work. All well and...
Need bad sex advice? Hit us up. If we use your question, Ariel will send you an autographed copy of her now-famous Twitter avatar. Hey...
Recently, I went to an LA entertainment event. Some big shots in the industry were speaking, and several non-big shots/wanna-be big shots were in attendance,...
As the great Cameron Frye noted in a tweet earlier today, Blizzard Nemo is about to come all over the East Coast’s face, dumping anywhere...
The Woman Who Talks Constantly About Sex: Every office has that woman who wears her sex life on her sleeve. Who has to tell everyone...
Dear Ken & Ariel: Here’s an age-old question: When a guy asks a woman out, who’s expected to pay? I went out with a guy...
Dear K&A: I’m a college undergrad and I’ve never really been one to put a lot of work into hook ups or anything. Either they...