All posts tagged "relationship"
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Christmas Music, as Composed by My Ex-Girlfriends
“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and...
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Tits and Ask: My Girlfriend’s Addicted to Her Vibrator
My girlfriend seems to be spending an inordinate amount of time with her vibrator. We’ve been dating for a couple years and the sex is...
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Tits and Ask: Married + Coworker = Do Not Screw
Dear K&A: I’ve been fooling around for about a year now with a woman from my office. She’s married, and a good ten years older...
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Tits and Ask: My Girlfriend’s Friend is a Bad Influence
Dear A & K (see what I did there?): My girlfriend recently started hanging out with one of her girlfriends from work. All well and...
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Tits and Ask: Saying “Nay” to the Three-Way
Need bad sex advice? Hit us up. If we use your question, Ariel will send you an autographed copy of her now-famous Twitter avatar. Hey...
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Burn, Bridge, Burn
Recently, I went to an LA entertainment event. Some big shots in the industry were speaking, and several non-big shots/wanna-be big shots were in attendance,...
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5 Ways to Make a Blizzard Sexy
As the great Cameron Frye noted in a tweet earlier today, Blizzard Nemo is about to come all over the East Coast’s face, dumping anywhere...
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The Four Types of Women In My Office Who Never Cease to Fascinate Me
The Woman Who Talks Constantly About Sex: Every office has that woman who wears her sex life on her sleeve. Who has to tell everyone...
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Tits ‘n’ Ask: “So, Who’s Paying for Dinner?”
Dear Ken & Ariel: Here’s an age-old question: When a guy asks a woman out, who’s expected to pay? I went out with a guy...
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Tits ‘n’ Ask: How Not to Make the First Move
Dear K&A: I’m a college undergrad and I’ve never really been one to put a lot of work into hook ups or anything. Either they...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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