Tag Archive for "relationship"

Christmas Music, as Composed by My Ex-Girlfriends
By Ken on December 18, 2014
“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and...
Tits and Ask: My Girlfriend’s Addicted to Her Vibrator
By Ken on August 30, 2013
My girlfriend seems to be spending an inordinate amount of time with her vibrator. We’ve been dating for a couple years and the sex is...
Tits and Ask: Married + Coworker = Do Not Screw
By Ken on June 7, 2013
Dear K&A: I’ve been fooling around for about a year now with a woman from my office. She’s married, and a good ten years older...
Tits and Ask: My Girlfriend’s Friend is a Bad Influence
By Ken on May 31, 2013
Dear A & K (see what I did there?): My girlfriend recently started hanging out with one of her girlfriends from work. All well and...
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Tits and Ask: Saying “Nay” to the Three-Way
By Ken on May 24, 2013
Need bad sex advice? Hit us up. If we use your question, Ariel will send you an autographed copy of her now-famous Twitter avatar. Hey...
Burn, Bridge, Burn
By Ariel on March 18, 2013
Recently, I went to an LA entertainment event. Some big shots in the industry were speaking, and several non-big shots/wanna-be big shots were in attendance,...
5 Ways to Make a Blizzard Sexy
By Ken on February 8, 2013
As the great Cameron Frye noted in a tweet earlier today, Blizzard Nemo is about to come all over the East Coast’s face, dumping anywhere...
The Four Types of Women In My Office Who Never Cease to Fascinate Me
By Ken on January 22, 2013
The Woman Who Talks Constantly About Sex: Every office has that woman who wears her sex life on her sleeve. Who has to tell everyone...
Tits ‘n’ Ask: “So, Who’s Paying for Dinner?”
By Ken on January 4, 2013
Dear Ken & Ariel: Here’s an age-old question: When a guy asks a woman out, who’s expected to pay? I went out with a guy...
Tits ‘n’ Ask: How Not to Make the First Move
By Ken on December 28, 2012
Dear K&A: I’m a college undergrad and I’ve never really been one to put a lot of work into hook ups or anything. Either they...