All posts tagged "relationships"
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Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever...
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Tits and Ask: How to Tell When You’re the Side Piece
I work in mining and am often away from home for so long, and usually have to leave on such short notice, that it’s hard...
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Men Think About Sex a Lot, According to New Survey and Everyone Who Ever Lived, Ever
In news that really shouldn’t surprise anyone, a new survey has discovered that men think about sex a lot. Like, way more than women do....
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Hand Jobs Throughout The Ages
Romeo. If my heart’s dear love — Juliet. Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night:...
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Play The Field and Win the Man of Your Dreams*
*If your dreams involve Freddy Krueger The advice for women to play the field is the basis of many a self-help book and equivalent of...
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Sober Sex: Apparently Overrated
As a guy who loves both drinking and fucking, I’m only happy to combine the two whenever such opportunities present themselves. Which is rare. But...
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Tits and Ask: Are You Settling Down… or Just Settling?
Need questionable but free relationship advice? Hit us up. Hey Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend and I have been together for about 7 years. We’ve...
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“HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! THIS BOOK TOTALLY GOT ME LAID!” – Commander Kang
Yes, it’s true – Ken and I finally, FINALLY! finished our book. Cheap Feel Paradise is our red-headed, six-eyed stepchild, with a face only a...
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Tits and Ask: How to Forget the Unforgettable Ex
Need laughable but free sex advice? Hit us up, pilgrim. To Ken and Ariel: What is the best way to get over someone? I’ve been...
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In News Surprising No One, Men Mature Slower than Women
Thanks to a tweet by FOX 25’s Shannon Mulaire, I was hipped to a recent UK study that determined, astonishingly, that men reach maturity at...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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