All posts tagged "relationships"

  • Just Friends

    Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...

  • Let’s Face It, We’re Fucked.

    As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...

  • Lost in Translation

    I’m an average American white girl, vanilla-flavored with a fairly-mutt ethnic background. Thank God I live in LA, with its diverse population and numerous opportunities...

  • Stage Fright

    I was at the local watering hole making up for a shitty week in style–two pitchers of your finest draft, to be exact. Knowing I...

  • Three’s Company

    I was having a conversation with Smudgebox yesterday about our threesome bucket lists- we don’t want frat boys who want to DP (look it up, I...

  • When The Best Friend is a Girl

    I’m a pretty reasonable person. Work 9-5, pay my taxes, stop at red lights…but I can also be a psychotic bitch, especially when another woman...

  • Silly Ariel, Raves are for Kids

    There are times when I’m really feeling my age. When I buy a six-pack of Four Loco and the cashier doesn’t even ask for my...

  • What to Expect When You’re Trying Not To Be Expecting

    When I don’t have an “official” boyfriend, I don’t go on the Pill. I don’t really need to regulate my cycle, I don’t feel like...

  • The Bodyguard

    This being LA, the land of looney-tunes, I tend to meet, greet and possibly fellate people whose professions are not of the usual doctor, lawyer,...

  • Tits ‘n’ Ask: The No-Fun Threesome

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Why the hell does my boyfriend still reference his ex?! UGH! I mean I know they lived together for 3 years,...