All posts tagged "relationships"

  • Rapper’s Delight

    This weekend had me playing with white rappers from Idaho, on their west coast tour. By “playing”, I mean me hanging out at the bar...

  • Ripped from today’s Missed Connections

    My Hoodsie Queen on the Orange Line You: 5’5”, with the Revere claw and black stirrup pants. Me: 5’2″, Iron Maiden T-shirt, ball-crushing tight jeans....

  • Saturday Night

    I’m bloated ‘cuz I could be getting my period but most likely it’s because of Kettle Chips new “Tias!” collection which are ‘healthy’ tortilla chips...

  • How Progress Is Ruining the Handjob for Everyone. Mostly Me.

    I’ve long been the handjob’s biggest fan. Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy open mic night as much as any other red-blooded guy. But there’s...

  • Fake It ‘Til You Make It?

    A woman faking an orgasm seems as ancient as that old chestnut of a movie, “When Harry Met Sally.” Chicks snickered and winked knowingly, exchanged...

  • Sending the Wrong Message

    Formerly the artistic bent of bikers and sailers, tattoos have become as mainstream as apple pie and Starbucks enemas. Your best friend has one. Your...

  • Take a Picture, It Lasts Longer. In Fact, Take Several.

    Note to Self: when on POF (Plenty of Fakes? Plenty of old Farts?), avoid the “one-picture” profiles. I don’t care how Instagram-Hipster-grammed, how artistically black...