All posts tagged "sex"
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Breaking Not-So-Bad
Last weekend, I helped a friend move. Normally, I don’t do that kind of shit for family, let alone friends, but this friend really needed...
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Christmas Music, as Composed by My Ex-Girlfriends
“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and...
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10 Valentine’s Day Cards I’d Like to Send
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to...
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In News Surprising No One, Men Okay with Oral on the First Date
I don’t know what I find more surprising: the fact that yet another survey has determined that more men approve of oral on the first...
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The Guide to Loving Like a Porn Star
Helping people get laid has been big business ever since Neanderthal Man hosted the first “Innovative Ways to Drag Her Back to Your Cave” seminar....
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Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever...
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My Favorite Sex Positions, Volume One
Thank god someone had the good sense to start adding detailed definitions of sex acts and positions to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. Because now, future...
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Tits and Ask: The Delicate Art of Balancing Two Lovers
How can a woman have sex with two different guys on regular basis and not have it totally confuse her heart and head? KEN SAYS:...
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TIts and Ask: Her Boyfriend’s Great in Bed. But Nowhere Else.
How long can a relationship survive if the only thing that’s good about it is the sex? My boyfriend and I have killer sex–he’s the...
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Tits and Ask: How to Tell When You’re the Side Piece
I work in mining and am often away from home for so long, and usually have to leave on such short notice, that it’s hard...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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