All posts tagged "sex"
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Tits and Ask: Kinky-cute, or Perverted-perp?
DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: What is the distinction between “Kinky” and “Perverted”? Is there a line? Have either of you crossed that line? What was...
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How Casual Sex is Killing Us All
A new study in The Journal of Sex Research found higher levels of general anxiety, social anxiety and depression among students who recently had casual...
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Tits and Ask: Small Penis, Big Problems
Dear Ken and Ariel: I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve got a small dick. I know it, the women I date know it. The...
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Tits and Ask: Are You Settling Down… or Just Settling?
Need questionable but free relationship advice? Hit us up. Hey Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend and I have been together for about 7 years. We’ve...
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Do Clothes Make the Man (And Get Him Laid?)
You only get one shot to make a first impression. At least, that’s what what the makers of Binaca Fresh Breath Spray tell me. So...
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“HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! THIS BOOK TOTALLY GOT ME LAID!” – Commander Kang
Yes, it’s true – Ken and I finally, FINALLY! finished our book. Cheap Feel Paradise is our red-headed, six-eyed stepchild, with a face only a...
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Sadly, by “Yorkie,” Miss Ohio Means “Dog”
Miss Utah is getting all the press from last night’s Miss USA pageant for noting that we, as a society, need to “create education better.”...
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Tits and Ask: How to Forget the Unforgettable Ex
Need laughable but free sex advice? Hit us up, pilgrim. To Ken and Ariel: What is the best way to get over someone? I’ve been...
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Where to Place that Booty Call
Advantages of going to his house: -I can silently judge him according to his decor -He can’t judge my autographed 1987 Broadway poster of “Cats!”...
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Target is Within Range
I’m not much for visualization or Law of Attraction (despite my 800 vision boards, I have yet to look like, or become Tom Brady’s wife)...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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