Tag Archive for "sex" - Ken & Ariel

Tits and Ask: Kinky-cute, or Perverted-perp?
By Ariel on July 12, 2013
DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: What is the distinction between “Kinky” and “Perverted”? Is there a line? Have either of you crossed that line? What was...
How Casual Sex is Killing Us All
By Ken on July 2, 2013
A new study in The Journal of Sex Research found higher levels of general anxiety, social anxiety and depression among students who recently had casual...
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Tits and Ask: Small Penis, Big Problems
By Ken on June 28, 2013
Dear Ken and Ariel: I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve got a small dick. I know it, the women I date know it. The...
Tits and Ask: Are You Settling Down… or Just Settling?
By Ken on June 21, 2013
Need questionable but free relationship advice? Hit us up. Hey Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend and I have been together for about 7 years. We’ve...
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Do Clothes Make the Man (And Get Him Laid?)
By Ariel on June 20, 2013
You only get one shot to make a first impression. At least, that’s what what the makers of Binaca Fresh Breath Spray tell me. So...
“HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! THIS BOOK TOTALLY GOT ME LAID!” – Commander Kang
By Ariel on June 18, 2013
Yes, it’s true – Ken and I finally, FINALLY! finished our book. Cheap Feel Paradise is our red-headed, six-eyed stepchild, with a face only a...
Sadly, by “Yorkie,” Miss Ohio Means “Dog”
By Ken on June 17, 2013
Miss Utah is getting all the press from last night’s Miss USA pageant for noting that we, as a society, need to “create education better.”...
Tits and Ask: How to Forget the Unforgettable Ex
By Ken on June 14, 2013
Need laughable but free sex advice? Hit us up, pilgrim. To Ken and Ariel: What is the best way to get over someone? I’ve been...
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Where to Place that Booty Call
By Ariel on June 13, 2013
Advantages of going to his house: -I can silently judge him according to his decor -He can’t judge my autographed 1987 Broadway poster of “Cats!”...
Target is Within Range
By Ariel on June 5, 2013
I’m not much for visualization or Law of Attraction (despite my 800 vision boards, I have yet to look like, or become Tom Brady’s wife)...