All posts tagged "sexy"
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Quick Tips to Keep Christmas Sexy
The holidays are all about dashing through snow, gulping down nog, bullshit gifts from your office Secret Santa and death by Bing Crosby. But the...
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10 Ways to Make Thanksgiving Sexier
Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. They came here for...
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Respect the Ass: Jenna
It’s bad enough that XXX model/actress Jenna Salas already has a spectacular, vertigo-inducing derriere–the kind that triggers bar fights and car accidents and forces priests...
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Greece Named World’s Horniest Country. America, We’ve Got Work to Do.
Because somebody had to, Ask Men has compiled a list of the world’s horniest countries. Greece tops the list, with Brazil and Russia rounding out...
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Tits and Ask: The Trouble With Girls. Who Bite
Dear Ken and Ariel: As simply as I can put this, my girlfriend uses her teeth a little too much when she’s “down there.” She...
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The Night 69ing Almost Cost Me an Eye
Ladies, I’m a pretty easy guy to figure out. Let me buy you some beers, laugh or at least nod at my ridiculous attempts to...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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