All posts tagged "texting"

  • NY Times Proclaims “The End of Dating”; I Proclaim “Bullshit”

    The New York Times, that veritable bastion of award-winning journalistic excellence, doesn’t know jack shit about dating. A recent article, nestled between epistles about gun...

  • Txt Msge BrkUp

    Despite my rant about boyz n phonez, I actually enjoy texting. It’s quick and easy to send, you can reply at your leisure, and I...

  • My Biggest Competition

    In those literary classics such as “Men are from Uranus, Women are from Tampax” and “He’s Just Not into You cuz You Ugly”, the central...