The Proof is in the Pants

Even with all the nip slips and crotch shots caught by the Paps (and the catalyst of frenzied masturbatory sessions of interwebz surfers), women will never be caught betraying their state of physical arousal on camera. This video reminds me of eighth grade dances and dry humping. (Of course, this could all be an illusion, due to an unfortunate inseam cut of a bespoke suit. But I can dare to dream).

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