The Smallest Erection in the United States (No, It’s Not Mine)

Because I guess somebody had to do it, researchers have determined the average penis size in the United States.

First of all: ick. Second, while I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about dicks–outside of my own–I found some of the results intriguing.

For one, “the smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long.” As a guy who typically employes sly tricks to take the focus off his wildly inadequate johnson–cunnilingus, juggling, taking her shopping at Nordstroms–I found this uplifting. Because if there’s one guy I’m pretty sure I can trump, it’s the dude with the one-and-a-half-inch hard-on.

Second, the study points out that blowjobs can actually make an erection bigger, as “men in the study who became aroused through oral sex reported larger penis size on average than those who attained erections through fantasizing.”

This tells me is that this study was bankrolled by men, who are giving other men the opportunity to tell their women, “You want more? Better start suckin’.”

If you want more, you’ll have to check the link yourself. I’ve already hit my max for “the most thinking I want to do about penis” for the day.

1 Comment

  1. M. R. Cornelius

    July 16, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    I’ve always said, ‘it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion’.

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