To the Getters AND the Givers

This weekend, you may find yourself encouraging a friend or even yourself to “go out and get some ass.” And this is a good thing, because ass most certainly needs to be gotten. But I’d like to give some props to the folks heading out tonight (especially the ladies) who fully intend to give some ass.

Let’s face it, without you fine women, there would be no ass to get. So I want you to know that your contributions to the sexual food chain (so to speak) are greatly appreciated. Especially by pale nerds like me.

Here’s hoping our paths cross tonight, ladies looking to give some ass. As I am fully prepared and well-equipped to return the favor.


  1. Suzyn

    May 5, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    I totally plan on giving… and hope there are some takers.

  2. Something She Dated (@SSDated)

    May 8, 2012 at 6:32 am

    I think we all know I’m a giver, I’m practically a philanthropic organization all on my own. Basically I’m making the world a better place by making it with boys all over the place. You’re welcome.

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