If action, entertainment, sports and general stuff ‘n’ nonsense are your thang, you could do a lot worse than clicking this link to Ticket Liquidator’s Live Toast blog and exploring the eclectic assortment of juicy fare. It looks like the Ticket Liquidator team has decided to step out of the 20th Century funk the rest of the corporate ticket world is stuck in and spread their wings. Live Toast is a blog that takes chances. In fact, at least three of the team are on written warnings after publishing scandalous posts about sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll in the hectic few months since the blog went live. Among the contributors are a Japanese Jew, a man who resembles a ringtailed lemur, an English soccer hooligan and a panda. That’s right, I said a panda. Oh, and a penguin. Forgot about him. While the rest of the free world are busy wasting time on Facebook, the Toasties are at least putting their ne’er do well tendencies to some constructive purpose by reporting on pretty much anything that catches their jaded eye.
Aside from these exciting developments, the Live Toast team also plan a War on James Joyce, in which the sexually repressed Irish drunkard’s reputation and standing in literary circles will be soiled irreversibly thanks to an international campaign in which young rebels everywhere will enter bookstores and public libraries with pieces of jam on toast, with which they will smear the publications to the point they will have to be destroyed, mainly for sanitary reasons. It is hoped that the name of James Joyce will conjure images of feces, retardation and maybe even dinosaurs, by the time the campaign is finished. Following this they plan to begin work on convincing the world that William Shakespeare was nothing but a phony. Check out Live Toast. They’re spreadin’ the jam! (crap tagline, huh?)